Summaries Of Classic Books You Can Read In Under A Minute

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    Text - Peer Gynt By Henrik Ibsen Ultra-Condensed by Yngve Fagerheim Mother Ase Peer Gynt, you are lying. Рeer Gynt Yes, I guess I am. THE END
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    Text - Hamlet By William Shakespeare Ultra-Condensed by Adrien Arnold Hamlet Whine whine whine..To be or not to be..I'm dead. THE END
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    Text - Lord of the Flies By William Golding Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard (Some BOYS crash on an ISLAND.) Ralph We need a fire. (They make a fire. It goes out.) Ralph We need a fire. (They make a fire. It goes out.) Ralph We need a fire. Jack Forget the fire. Let's kill each other. Other Boys Yeah! (They do.) THE END
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    Text - Inferno By Dante Ultra-Condensed by David Yuds Some woman puts Dante through Hell. THE END
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    Text - Romeo and Juliet By William Shakespeare Ultra-Condensed by Taran Horter Romeo Oh, Juliet! Juliet Oh, Romeo! Romeo Oh, Juliet! Juliet Oh, Romeo! Romeo Oh, Juliet! (dies) Juliet Oh, Romeo!.Romeo?..Dammit. THE END
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    Text - Gulliver's Travels By Jonathan Swift Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard (Gulliver visits some places.) A Lilliputian We're small. A Brobdingnagian We're big. A Horse We can talk. (Gulliver goes home.) Gulliver Now that I'm back from my travels, I hate people. THE END
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    Text - Don Quixote By Cervantes Ultra-Condensed by Scott Kvizdos Don Quixote Chivalry demands I destroy that evil thing. Sancho Panza No, master. It is something ordinary and harmless. Don Quixote (falls down) THE END
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    Text - Huckleberry Finn By Mark Twain Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker Huckleberry Finn (Goes rafting. Goes home.) THE END
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    Text - A Christmas Carol By Charles Dickens Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard and David J. Parker Ebenezer Scrooge Bah, humbug. You'll work thirty-eight hours on Christmas Day, keep the heat at five degrees, and like it. Ghost of Jacob Marley Ebenezer Scrooge, three ghosts of Christmas will come and tell you you're mean. Three Ghosts of Christmas You're mean. Ebenezer Scrooge At last, I have seen the light. Let's dance in the streets. Have some money. THE END
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    Text - The Old Man and the Sea By Ernest Hemingway Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker An old man catches a fish that's too big for his boat. The fish gets eaten by sharks. Then he goes home and DIES. THE END
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    Text - The Catcher In the Rye By J. D. Salinger Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker Holden Caulfield Angst angst angst swear curse swear crazy crazy angst swear curse, society sucks, and I'm a stupid jerk. THE END
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    Text - Jane Eyre By Charlotte Bronte Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard (People are MEAN to Jane Eyre.) Edward Rochester I have a dark secret. Will you stay with me no matter what? Jane Eyre Yes. Edward Rochester My secret is that I have a lunatic wife. Jane Eyre Bye. (Jane Eyre leaves. Somebody dies. Jane Eyre returns.) THE END
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    Text - Othello By William Shakespeare Ultra-Condensed by Ric F. Barker Iago Your wife's cheating on you. Othello She is? (kills wife) Damn, she wasn't really. THE END
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    Text - Pride and Prejudice By Jane Austen Ultra-Condensed by Anu Lahtinen Mr. Darcy Nothing is good enough for me. Ms. Elizabeth Bennet I could never marry that proud man. (They change their minds.) THE END
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    Text - The Confessions of St. Augustine By St. Augustine Ultra-Condensed by Annie Berke St. Augustine I was a bad boy. Damn, was I a bad boy. Not anymore, though. THE END

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